
A pleasant time was had by all in Hongas last week. Our four day tour consisted of eating, sightseeing on the Japanese tour bus, eating some more, shopping for cheap goodies, eating yet again, attending a friend's wedding followed lastly by a series of restaurant stops that involed a lot of eating. What can I say - the food was awsome: sweet & sour pork buns for breakfast (not sticky buns), Peking Duck, Fly Ly (also known as fried rice in the West), Yum Cha, a Chinese banquet at the wedding, and I even gave shark fin soup a bash for the first time (Even though it's evil. No wonder they come and eat humans at the beach from time to time - it helps keep the score even). The soup was ok - nothing special in my opinion. These pics by the way are subsititues as my digital camera died a few months back and I am still in mourning and have not yet replaced it. Yasumi's mum took plenty of pics with her digicam however, copying the files onto a blank CD is rocket science to her thus I must wait until my next sojourn out to Chiba before I can extract that touristy collection of binary digits from her digital image capturing device.
The highlight of all the eating was the wedding banquet. In fact it was my first banquet ever and it was killer. Twelve servings in all and what a treat they were. The first thing that came out though was a roasted whole baby pig, head and all! I was a bit scared when I first saw it, but then I realized that it was in fact just the skin of the beast - a skin that was roasted to golden perfection, crispy and crackly yet succulent and ever so fatty tasty. Yum yum pig's bum! The pig's head was the first head on the table for the evening but ceratinly not the last. Soon after came a big fish with the head severed and placed facing the ceiling. The locals began arguing heatedly over who deserved to consume the aquatic face. It was finally decided that the most senior male at the table would have the honour, and he proceeded to pluck out the roasted eyes and devour in delight. The next head to rotate around the Lazy Suzan was that of a chicken. Fortunately its eyes had been closed and was not staring at me whilst I ate it's crispy flesh. And for some unusual reason, no one put their hands up for the chicken head. Finally, as previously stated, it was the fin, not the head of the shark that was to represent oceanic predators for the evening.

Pictured right is a small boat that we rode on to go and have a look at the people that live on the water in makeshift houseboats. Apparently there are no fees or anything you need to pay to the government if you live on the water which makes for a less expensive lifestyle. Rent is very high in Hong Kong in comparison to the average person's monthly income. Land is scarce to say the least. I was warned of Japan being a concrete jungle before I came here but Hong Kong is THE concrete jungle. Just about every square metre of land in the city has concrete on it and it's really hard to find exposed soil. And the crowds never go home. It's a very full-on place and I think it would be a real challenge living there. When I think of Blade Runner I think of Hong Kong - busy, crowded, a bit smelly and very interesting.

Aside from all the excellent food, the highlight of the tour was the roofless double decker bus trip. We journeyed around the city for about an hour on the bus and took in all the sights. It was just fantastic. It seemed a rather cheesy thing to want to do at first but I am well glad I did it. You tend to have to walk a lot in Hongas and sitting on the bus was a refreshing change, and a really exciting way to see the city. You even have to duck in some areas if you are standing up as some of the neons signs are really low lying and could easily scon you on the forehead.
So all in all, a fine four-day weekend - and for only 50,000yen ($550) for all meals, accomodation, airfare and guided tours! Just ace. But just one word of advice: don't drink the water or you will get Hong Kong Bog (similar to Deli Belly but not as spicy).
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If the neon signs were so low, it must have been easy to set up the camera to get that first shot! (ha ha ha, I amuse myself good).
Thanks again for the "Oh Me A- Gay". Ate 2 boxes already. The Milo cereal had nothing on the Quick cereal we had in Canada. The Trix were great!
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No worries dude. I'll pop around in about a month a take back the box of Captain Crunch that Nigel hasn't touched and eat it for myself.
Double entendre Kreb.
Sounds great. Did you yourself get the Hong Kong Bozz or was it just a general warning?
If you do get that Capt'n Crunch, make sure you eat it just as Randy Waterhouse would.
When walking through HK did you think to yourself "I knew the lingo, every good cop did"? Or did you say at the banquet when the fish came out "Those are my eyes, Freezing!"?
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No, I avoided Hong Kong Bog quite diligently actually. And, when I was walking in a dark alley I saw a rat and I shouted at it, "You have my eyes!) By the way Dave I have OH ME Ahh Gay for you too, but it will require either you coming here to get it, or me being persuaded by guilt and food to come over for an overdue visit. Knight to Queen six.
But you have to come over to give me my sound card back anyway
Bishop to king 4 check!
Mmm, I think you'd better come up.
My, what an interesting fellow.
The chick who won the olympic gold medal in figureskating has a Rachel head
Dave,what's the girl's name so I can check out the head
Her name is Shizuka Arakawa and everytime I see her head I think of that sound Kreb made on the guitar 'uuuueeeee'
Keb, where's my Soundcard, Omiyage and patronage.
You have indeed found the Nihongo Rachel.Cracks me up to think when they went on their first date Kurt didn't clean up his passenger footwell of his car,all the McDonalds bags were there,so proud of him.
Yes, he basically did the same thing with his mum. Can you imagine Ally trying not to activate a cheeseburger wrapper? Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen I guess.
I was however quite astonished at how well he recarpetted the datty. It inspired me to do the same in the renault but didn't end up having the same appeal.
True Dave,but was he able to make his own air filter from a rag and a milo tin?Me thinks not!
Update or die!! I'm sick of seeing that smug hong kong head of yours.
Hey what a great site keep up the work its excellent.
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