Barred Up - Vol.1
This is the first entry of a new segment on my blog known as "Barred Up". It the brain child of mine that has been slowly developing in my mental uterus and is now ready to break free of it`s cerebral foetal bag and spring to life through my third eye.
The purpose of Barred Up it to showcase an assortment of intersting and foreign chocolate bars that I have recently come across on my travels. It is my desire to share the joy and wonder of new and interesting shafts of chocolate that are chewed around the world. So let us begin with the first bar...
Wunderbar
Stats:
Maker: Cadbury
Place of purchase: Wallmart/Canada
Weight: 58g
Classification: line bar product/ standard turd-shape design
Description: peanut buttery nougat filling encased in chewy caramel sheath enrobed in milk choc.
Details: At first bite, the Wunderbar exhibited a pungent peanut butter aroma. I am reminded of a Hershy's Reeces here. The initial flavour, although tasty, disappointingly unoriginal and decidedly overconfident. Further chewing revealed the strong presence of the chewy caramel sheath which did well to balance the
slightly overpowering filling. The caramel proved itself the feature here - an interesting addition to the standard peanut realm. Bite shape was a reasonably pleasurable half-turd cut. The finish was satisfying and sightly moreish.
Conclusion: An unoriginal taste dressed up in a nice caramel surprise.
Score: 6.5/10
The purpose of Barred Up it to showcase an assortment of intersting and foreign chocolate bars that I have recently come across on my travels. It is my desire to share the joy and wonder of new and interesting shafts of chocolate that are chewed around the world. So let us begin with the first bar...
Wunderbar
Stats:
Maker: Cadbury
Place of purchase: Wallmart/Canada
Weight: 58g
Classification: line bar product/ standard turd-shape design
Description: peanut buttery nougat filling encased in chewy caramel sheath enrobed in milk choc.
Details: At first bite, the Wunderbar exhibited a pungent peanut butter aroma. I am reminded of a Hershy's Reeces here. The initial flavour, although tasty, disappointingly unoriginal and decidedly overconfident. Further chewing revealed the strong presence of the chewy caramel sheath which did well to balance the
slightly overpowering filling. The caramel proved itself the feature here - an interesting addition to the standard peanut realm. Bite shape was a reasonably pleasurable half-turd cut. The finish was satisfying and sightly moreish.Conclusion: An unoriginal taste dressed up in a nice caramel surprise.
Score: 6.5/10
posted by Kebber at 3:17 AM
20 Comments:
Please make comparison to the benckmarks; Chomp and Mars Bars.
In time, in time. My pretty.
Good entry Kurt,some choc on its way to you for further reviewing.
Yes, Dave once stepped on one of those at Friendship House - it was know as the Human Turd.
I believe Nik Green was responsible for that brown.
Ben that is a golden memory! I am in Italy right now and avoiding the dog turds is a job in itself. I have stepped in one so far. Fortunately they don't use carpet much here. I might take a pic of the juiciest turd I can find and post it for later enjoyment
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That is the funniest story on all of these blogs thus far."Go and see teacher and get another bit of tuck"
Yes that story rivals the self amused Jeff Stryker story (which you should maybe describe). I seem to remember a catch phrase 'Ben Gee wants to pants Carmel Thomas' Wasn't that the chick you were getting with at a Justin Salter party in the middle of a living room dance floor?
Sadly my loser romance stories are far less interesting and usually just involve girls avoiding an oncoming tongue.
No Dave, the chick at the party was Cinnamon Barnes. Carmel was a gardener at the zoo - reasonably cute I might add. But nontheless not one that Ben did pants.
Natasha Fasashio frigs her ....
Dave, Dave, Dave! It's Natasha Falazio, and yes it is her clit that she friggs.
Update the Kent
What happened to the chocolate bar review. I find ut hard the believe that Keb hasn't eaten another bar in a month.
Kent
Come on man,six weeks since your last post
What are you talking about October 13 buddy, and Rudehedz quite frequently.
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I'm talking about a post on his blog,not sending photos to rudehedz.And the big one,Jamie with the gun,is still nowhere to be seen,many months after his return from Oz.Kurt,give me Lamond or give me death!
Oh sorry, I thought that post was from Keb against me. Pay it no mind.
Oh and by the way, 20 posts is unnacceptable...update the kent
Your rudehedz posts do deserve credit. But lets not forget why we started this in the firsat place er.. I forgot.
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